They had been friends for so many years that it had taken her a minute to fully process all the shit that she had been letting slide. The things that “history” could gloss over, when if anyone else had behaved like that Bambam would have Irish Goodbye’d them like an old pro without a second thought.
It was such a slow burn though at the same time so that she was never meant to notice until it was too late anyways. It had taken that dark time for her to even begin to see all the bullshit that had truly been transpiring and how much of it was youthful stupidity and how much of it was just …
Stupidity.
The sheer amount that she had been tolerating and accepting of was nothing less than proof that she had patience and understanding.
And the capability to have even low levels of affection for the stupidest of people.
“is that not a form of charity work?” Bambam thought to herself. And then sighed as she heard the thick heavy walk of Alex coming up the stairs.
Fuck she made walking look hard.
Fuck her breathing was loud.
What was that smell?
Yup, Bambam was fucking over it. She had nothing left for this creature walking around in a human suit. She walked Alex to the drive way in what was unknowingly the final goodbye for Alex and Bambam.
Alex would be dramatic
Bambam was already relieved.
As she walked back into the house she blocked Alex on everything. Vinny was sitting on the couch when she entered.
“Well i just took the trash out” Bambam chuckled through a shit eating grin.
Vinny laughed so hard congratulating his sister on a perfect description and “fire” delivery, closing this chapter in the Tale of Bambam feeling MUCH lighter.