Come on in, we’ve stopped pretending this is fine. You just entered the realm of unhinged enthusiasm. There is a grand parade of questionable decisions,and logic left hours ago. We were spurned from an ancestral pit of chaos and are an old distinguished dynasty of dysfunction and unchecked mental health in all the worst ways.

I tempt you to join me as I share the account of this clan that comes from a long line of bad decisions, the tree should’ve been pruned a whole bunch, is all I’m saying, THESE ARE THE RELATIVES YOU CANT RETURN! Well… not necessaily THESE ones.

The creatures they deal with though… talk about watching a family curse in progress.

Just remember to brace yourself; the plot has escaped, and we’re improving.

Alas,. i digress, back to the task at hand. Which is I, being here, trying to enlighten you in all the ways how not to live your life.

Check to make sure you still have your wallet on the way out.

Mz.R.E.